I'd probably post more regularly here, but I'm just out of random quotes to use.
Seriously.
I am.
Send some my way please.

So yea, even though I have average femininity, I'm not as bad as my brothers.
Older brother can only pump out daughters at the moment.
Younger brother LOVES "chick flicks" dancing, and is pretty much borderline gay, recently found evidence to be detailed later not withstanding.
There is nothing wrong with being able to see things from another person's point of view, even if it is considered a strictly feminine thing by most people.

I don't think I'm getting my Bob Marley cd back from my mother.
Ever.

Define "unforeseen circumstance" for this week.
Unexpected, mostly forced, dinner with the parents to discuss future and younger brother's sex life.
At least I got me some sirloin.

Brother's friends found a box of condoms in his room while they were trying to find a game they let him borrow 'fore he went to college.
We just aren't sure what sex he uses them on.
For that matter, if he uses them on humans.
Could be one explanation why the cats left the house.
At least he's being safe though.

Did anybody else catch the big ol' rainbow in the skies over San Marcos last week?
From my vantage point, it seemed like the pot of gold could've been found at our brewery.
Yes.
San Marcos makes it's own beer.

My parents and I have no idea where my wit comes from.
It's probably the end result of some freak genetic accident.

It's been working for a good two months or something now.
There's only been two days where I haven't heard "Hollaback girl" during a shift.
That cd single would make for a very mean and very funny gag gift.
Don't be getting any ideas though.

I need new brake pads.
And a concert buddy.
And someone to be my wingman after I resume bar-hopping again.
After my wallet and liver finish recovering from the past few months.

No more adam's apples.
There's a very valid reason they build cameras into cellphones now.
Didn't call her back the next day...

Random musings, good times.

The Random Quote:
"She's got an ass so tight only dog's can hear her fart." - Anonymous